this one is really hilarious…

In Year 1981

1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died

In Year 2005

1. Prince Charles got married (again)
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe(again)
3. Australia lost the Ashes (again)
4. Pope Died (again)

Moral of the story –

In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry… please warn the Pope !

RAVANA STORY

RAVANA STORY

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Once pappu started praying ravan and after 1 year Ravan was
very happy from the bhakti of Pappu.

Then Ravan decides to give 3 vardan’s to Pappu.

Ravan: “say vatsa what u want”

Pappu: “i want 100 vardan’s ”

Ravan: “but i can give u only 3 varas”

Pappu: “but i want 100 vardan’s”

Ravan: “no child thats not possible ”

Pappu: “no i wants 100 means 100″

Ravan: “no i can give u only 3 if u wants then take or
else i m going .”

Pappu: “ok but what 3 i will ask u will give me
definetly?”

Ravan: “sure its promise from rakshas raj ravana”

Pappu: “1st vardan, convert urs GADA on shoulder to wodden
bamboo stick”

Ravan: “tathastu” and his gada turns into a stick.

Pappu: “second var, put that stick in ur as*hole”..deep
inside..!!

Ravan: (confused but……..)”tathastu” and in great pain
asks pappu to ask for the third vardan asap…

Pappu: “now are you giving me rest 97 varas or should i
convert that stick again to GADA ??”

moral of the story

did you guess the moral of the story…….

Here it is

Always keep your condoms in your car.

The Wedding Test

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.

She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!”

Guess what is the moral of the story —–> Clickhere for moral