Love Letter Nice one

New style of writing a love letter :

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), after WIPRO (Applying
Thought) so much, I dare to say that you are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and
my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are
SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO’S PIZZA (Delivering a
million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh)
feeling for me.

I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your
father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who
is CEAT (Born Tough) but don’t worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh
Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest
ones).

If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let’s Make
Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I
believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage SAMSUNG
DIGITALL (Everyone’s Invited) and after marriage we’ll be WHIRLPOOL (U and
ME - The World’s best homemakers)

Trust in God who’s always NOKIA (Connecting people) who love each
other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other). Now that HYUNDAI (we are
listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real
taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy) and PARX (Always
Comfortable). So never forget me. Ok bye!

I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more).

LG (Digitally Yours)!!!!!
bye bye

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it

Love Letter
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A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his
classmate.
My Dearest Reshma , Please answer the following questionnaire.
For Options (a) 10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks.

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me
because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn’t control seeing me
(c) really … am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me
because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you
stopped singing
because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I’ll like your song

4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you
hide it
because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don’t know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you
and
you took only my friend’s
because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won’t feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don’t know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn’t get into your bus…
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn’t notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college
because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a
rose
on your head
because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at
6:00 AM
because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don’t delay in
expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and
it’s getting ready to bloom.
If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love
me or
not .

Eagerly awaiting your reply..

love,
Aakash

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Reply
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Reshma’s reply letter was also in Q/A format…….. Aakash,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the
class,
sees them.
(a) Yes
(b) No

2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes
(b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she
stop
singing or not?
(a) Yes
(b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You
poked your nose inside….. Right
(a) Yes
(b) No

5) I avoided holding your hand during trekking. Couldn’t you understand
yet?
(a) Yes
(b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a) Yes
(b) No

7) Shouldn’t I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes
(b) NO

You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana’s flower. Is
it
true ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That’s why I could see you in temple. I
come
daily to Temple. Do you know?
(a) Yes
(b) No

If you have answered “Yes” to any of the question, then I do not love
you.
If you have answered “No”, then you don’t know the meaning of Love.

Love leter of a mechanical engg…

My perpetual darling

From the day u entered in the control volume of my
mind my heart has become a closed system and its
entropy is increasing
according to III’rd law of loveodynamics…….

The events and activities are so complex that i cannot
find the optimum
path after n nos. of iterations……

My heart is unable to sustain the cyclic load of ur
frequent smiles and
is near to endurance limit failure…..

I am quenched in ur thoughts and no heat treatment can
save my heart
from decrystalisation now……..

please do not test the bearing capacity of my heart
valves and lower
your yield strength………

please do not increase the compression ratio of my
heart so much bcoz
it is not designed to bear so much thermal stress…..

please lower the octane no of ur temper as my little
heart is not
accustomed to so much undesired Knocking…….

I am sure that u also would be experiencing some
residual stress, and
will someday show a proportionate straining of ur
heart according to
hooks law ………and as a Mechi i firmly belive in
this theory…..so i
will wait ……. till my little heart crosess its
ultimate tensile stress
and fractures

Your LoveStrain-Hardened lover

Letter to Girl Friend

Ever wondered how an HR Manager could write a love letter to his girlfriend? Hope you would enjoy it.
To,
My Dear Darling

Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Maya,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the jobtraining and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment woul d initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,
HR Manager