Love Letter Nice one

New style of writing a love letter :

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), after WIPRO (Applying
Thought) so much, I dare to say that you are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and
my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are
SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO’S PIZZA (Delivering a
million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh)
feeling for me.

I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your
father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who
is CEAT (Born Tough) but don’t worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh
Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest
ones).

If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let’s Make
Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I
believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage SAMSUNG
DIGITALL (Everyone’s Invited) and after marriage we’ll be WHIRLPOOL (U and
ME - The World’s best homemakers)

Trust in God who’s always NOKIA (Connecting people) who love each
other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other). Now that HYUNDAI (we are
listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real
taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy) and PARX (Always
Comfortable). So never forget me. Ok bye!

I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more).

LG (Digitally Yours)!!!!!
bye bye

Urgent Requirement for Feb 14

TELL THIS TO ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS(only girls) INTERESTED

Please apply before or ON 14th Feb.

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Educational Qualification : Any. (B.tech will be a surely +++)

Designation : junior girl friend ( trainee )

Experience : FRESHER (experienced candidate strictly prohibited)

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Perks and incentives.

Total gross ( Monthly ) : 4 gifts worth 500/-

20 bike rides each duration 2 hours

monthly Special trips to WONDERLA/HUBLI and other places on your choice.

2 trips to Brindhavan Gardens

5 Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days

Candle light dinners on Saturday nights

Special incentives like pubs, restaurants, KFC and others depending on availability and performance

Daily Provision of Chicken Burger / Pizza worth of 75/-

4 movies ( IN INOX/PVR (corner seats only) ) per month on every weekend

Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to Demand

Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Provident Fund and Service taxes to be informed on joining

Special allowances and benefits for over time working

Appraisal strictly depends on the performance

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REFERRAL BONUS WILL BE GIVEN AS PER THE POLICY

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Pls note

Sure Shot Idea for Valinetine’s Day Success

Follow strictly the below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed:

Choose the girl you want to propose on the D-day.

* Pick a rose
* Spot the girl
* Stand in front of her
* Give her the rose
* Hug her tightlllyyyyy
* If she doesn’t resist. Battle won, the girl is yours!!
* If she resists and stare at you angrily, immediately leave her and start clapping and shouting

‘Didi Darr Gayi, Didi Darr Gayi!!!’

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it

Love Letter
**********
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his
classmate.
My Dearest Reshma , Please answer the following questionnaire.
For Options (a) 10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks.

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me
because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn’t control seeing me
(c) really … am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me
because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you
stopped singing
because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I’ll like your song

4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you
hide it
because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don’t know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you
and
you took only my friend’s
because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won’t feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don’t know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn’t get into your bus…
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn’t notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college
because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a
rose
on your head
because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at
6:00 AM
because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don’t delay in
expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and
it’s getting ready to bloom.
If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love
me or
not .

Eagerly awaiting your reply..

love,
Aakash

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Reply
*****
Reshma’s reply letter was also in Q/A format…….. Aakash,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the
class,
sees them.
(a) Yes
(b) No

2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes
(b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she
stop
singing or not?
(a) Yes
(b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You
poked your nose inside….. Right
(a) Yes
(b) No

5) I avoided holding your hand during trekking. Couldn’t you understand
yet?
(a) Yes
(b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a) Yes
(b) No

7) Shouldn’t I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes
(b) NO

You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana’s flower. Is
it
true ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That’s why I could see you in temple. I
come
daily to Temple. Do you know?
(a) Yes
(b) No

If you have answered “Yes” to any of the question, then I do not love
you.
If you have answered “No”, then you don’t know the meaning of Love.

If U love someone

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….

THE NEW VERSIONS R…..

THE BEST……
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

NOT ALWAYS……
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.

TRY IT OUT……….
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

XCELLENT…….
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back within some time forget her.

FOOLISHNESS…….
Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ..
If she doesn’t come back,
continue to wait until she comes back ….

TIMEPASS……..
Playful
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat ….

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She’ll evolve.
Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable
anyway.

Schwarzenegger’s fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE’LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person :
If you love someone
don’t set her free.

MBA :
If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it’s a nightmare
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn’t, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new market

Funny Quotes

• Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.
  - Albert Einstein
• The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
  - Robert Frost
• The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
  - Franklin P. Jones
• We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?
  - Jean Cocturan
• It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
  - Darrin Weinberg
• Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
• Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
• Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
• It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
• Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop.
• Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
• Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
• Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
• The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
• Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia!

So, Keep Smiling!!!

Different Types of Love….. to good

next one is ultimate………. ?

Different Types of Love….. toooooo good

next one is ultimate………. ?

moral of the story

did you guess the moral of the story…….

Here it is

Always keep your condoms in your car.

The Wedding Test

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.

She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!”

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