The other name of Custard Apple

This happens if people don’t follow naming conventions.
NOT sure which office canteen…

Have a look at the menu at an office canteen….

Its a masterpiece!!!!
didn’t get it…???? Its Seetaphal (Custard Apple…)

CAnteen Menu TOtal comedy

This happens if people don’t follow naming conventions.
NOT sure which office canteen…

Have a look at the menu at an office canteen….

Its a masterpiece!!!!
didn’t get it…???? Its Seetaphal (Custard Apple…)

ULtimate JOke

One morning at a doctor’s clinic,a patient arrives complaining of
serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him” OK, what
happened to your back?”

The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club? This
morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my
bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the
balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find
anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he
was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at

him, That?s how I strained my back”

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The
doctor said “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What
the hell happened to you?”

He replied, “You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was
the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running
late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same
time, and you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.”

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two

Patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, “What the hell happened
to youuuuuu…..?”

“Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor……..

poor jokes

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a Country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let’s Thank… KAAMWALI BAI

2) Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

3) Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

4) Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya Kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal

5) Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

6) Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, Meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

7) It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

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Poor Jokes

1)It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a Country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let’s Thank… KAAMWALI BAI

2) Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

3) Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

4) Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya Kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal

5) Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

6) Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, Meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

7) It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

Sardar’s Last Painting

Lets have a smile…put on worth

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Q: What’s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?

A: The ones in the casinos are serious

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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

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This is the best ….

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived.
The judge called for orderly testimony. “I’ll hear the oldest first,” he decreed.

The case was closed for lack of evidence.

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A little boy went up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?”

His father replied, “Well son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine.”

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The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.

The Second Law of Philosophy: They’re both wrong

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Sunny’s teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying,

“Sunny seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls.”

The Mother wrote back the next day, “If you find a solution, please advice. I have the same problem with his Father.”

which was better, the former or the latter???

Dad used to give us a measly Rs. 20/- per month, in that we were not only able to eat stomachs fill, but we were able to save too!!! Now we earn a sum of 20K, we have no idea where it goes, let alone saving it!!

Which was better, the former or the latter???

6 subjects per year, 6 different teachers! One project since we joined and just one manager!!

Which was better, the former or the latter???

We used to make notes; we used to study for ranks!! Now we scan thru our mails; we struggle for our ratings!!!

Which was better, the former or the latter???

We have still not forgotten the people in the next section!!! Now we don’t even know who sits in the next cubicle!!!

Which was better, the former or the latter???

After getting back from a tiring play, we used to do our home work!! Now who knows/cares about home; all we do is just work!!!

Which was better, the former or the latter???

We knew our history and economics!! Now let alone reading books, we don’t even catch up with the daily news!!!

Which was better, the former or the latter???

We had an aim in life; behind our backs we had our teachers!! Now we have no idea about the future nor do we find any one who would tell us anything!!! Now just ask yourself,

which was better, the former or the latter???