New Kind of Medical Certificate::Hilarious
February 3, 2007 by Suree · Leave a Comment
CHECK OUT NEW STYLE OF CUSTOM-MADE MEDICAL CERTIFICATE..DO GET URSELF ONE..ASAP..
Doctor Certified
Certified that Mr. /Miss _________________ , working in your
organization, is suffering from ‘time-bound’ illness. Due to this,
he/she will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a
week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe
health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements
will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8
hours.
It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news
such as ” Come over weekend..”, ” Let’s work on holiday..”, ” Leave
cannot be granted. .” etc. which can directly lead to heart strokes.
In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your
deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.
Sd/-
Dr. Impatient
Cyber Clinic
this one is really hilarious…
January 22, 2007 by Suree · Leave a Comment
In Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
In Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married (again)
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe(again)
3. Australia lost the Ashes (again)
4. Pope Died (again)
Moral of the story –
In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry… please warn the Pope !
