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Once 3 Sardars decided to go on a picnic.

When they got there, they realized that they had forgotten the soda.

The youngest Sardar said he would go home & get it if they wouldn’t eat the snacks until he got back.

A week went by,

then a month,

finally an year,

the 2 Sardars said ‘oh, come on, lets eat the snacks’

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Suddenly the Young Sardar popped up from behind a rock and said

‘If you do like this, I won’t go’

U can not hold your laugh………………………

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the
Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,
INDIA, they decided to forward it to the President of India as a joke.

The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send
the little boy Rs.20. The President thought this would appear to be a
lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid. The
little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you
note to God, which read:

“Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan
in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes ….”