Action, thrill, Entertainment , Drama and Cricket

It started some days back with unprecedented hype created in and around it,
the whole thing includes money, cricketers, commentators, film actors, singers
…the list goes on…everybody gets money….

I assume that you got what i am talking about…

yes you got it… its is the so called IPL, indian premier league.

Everybody gets money, am i correct?But the basic thing behind any business is
if somebody is getting something,the other somebody will loose too.i mean its not everybody getting money ,all the money
which those celebrities are getting in some form will be collected by us.

we dont even care about that, we need entertainment.A normal indian’s daily routine has changed from the day this IPl started.The saas bahu serials are substituted on the screens of your Tv channels by this overhyped though entertaining cricket series,where the first one is your mom’s/wife’s choice and later is the choice of both.

Priety zinta hugging the players, sharukh jumping around the ground like a monkey,Harbhajan slapping sreeshanth,sreeshanth crying like a baby,katrina kaif  chatting with akshay khanna(though they represent two different teams)as if it is a romantic bollywood film.All these are like complimets if you see the IPL cricket.
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RAVANA STORY

RAVANA STORY

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Once pappu started praying ravan and after 1 year Ravan was
very happy from the bhakti of Pappu.

Then Ravan decides to give 3 vardan’s to Pappu.

Ravan: “say vatsa what u want”

Pappu: “i want 100 vardan’s ”

Ravan: “but i can give u only 3 varas”

Pappu: “but i want 100 vardan’s”

Ravan: “no child thats not possible ”

Pappu: “no i wants 100 means 100″

Ravan: “no i can give u only 3 if u wants then take or
else i m going .”

Pappu: “ok but what 3 i will ask u will give me
definetly?”

Ravan: “sure its promise from rakshas raj ravana”

Pappu: “1st vardan, convert urs GADA on shoulder to wodden
bamboo stick”

Ravan: “tathastu” and his gada turns into a stick.

Pappu: “second var, put that stick in ur as*hole”..deep
inside..!!

Ravan: (confused but……..)”tathastu” and in great pain
asks pappu to ask for the third vardan asap…

Pappu: “now are you giving me rest 97 varas or should i
convert that stick again to GADA ??”

Funny Quotes

• Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.
  - Albert Einstein
• The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
  - Robert Frost
• The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
  - Franklin P. Jones
• We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?
  - Jean Cocturan
• It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
  - Darrin Weinberg
• Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
• Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
• Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
• It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
• Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop.
• Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
• Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
• Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
• The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
• Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia!

So, Keep Smiling!!!