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Doctor Certified

Certified that Mr. /Miss _________________ , working in your

organization, is suffering from ‘time-bound’ illness. Due to this,

he/she will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a

week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe

health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements

will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8

hours.

It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news

such as ” Come over weekend..”, ” Let’s work on holiday..”, ” Leave

cannot be granted. .” etc. which can directly lead to heart strokes.

In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your

deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.

Sd/-

Dr. Impatient

Cyber Clinic

Good Answer

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage,”Hello Doctor! Please
come over here for a minute.” The famous surgeon, a bit surprised,
walked over to the mechanic.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, “So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind ‘em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? ”

The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic …..

“TRY TO DO IT WHEN THE ENGINE IS RUNNING.”