Osama and Bush

I think this is one of the funniest jokes related Bush vs. Osama.

After numerous rounds of “We don’t even know if Osama is still alive,”
on TV, Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own
handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded
message:
VWVSO - 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice.
Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the
NASA. Eventually they asked Britain ’s MI-6 for help. Within a minute
MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply: “Tell the President he’s
holding the message upside down.”

spirit of sardar

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his
telephone rang.

“Hallo, Mr. Bush!” a heavily accented voice said, “This is Gurmukh from
Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab. I am ringing to inform you that we
are ophicially declaring the war on you!”

“Well, Gurmukh,” Bush replied, “This is indeed important news! How big is
your army”

“Right now,” said Gurmukh, after a moment’s calculation, “there is myself,
my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Harjit, and the whole kabaddi team
from the gurudwara. That makes eight of us”

Bush paused. “I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my
army waiting to move on my command.”

“Arrey O, main kya.. ,” said Gurmukh. “I’ll have to ring you back!”

Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.

“Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I’m calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still
on! We have managed to get some more inphantry equipment!”

“And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh,” Bush asked.

“Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Harjit’s tractor.”

Bush sighed. “I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000
armored personnel carriers. Also, I’ve increased my army to 1-1/2 million
since we last spoke.”

“Oh teri ….” said Gurmukh. “I’ll have to get back to you.”

Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.

“Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves
airborne…… We’ve modified Harjit’s tractor by adding a couple of
shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind’s generator. Four school pass
boys from Malpur have also joined us as.”

Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. “I must tell you,
Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military
complex is surrounded by laser-equiped, surface-to-air missile sites. And
since we last spoke, I’ve increased my army to TWO MILLION!”

“Tera pala hove….” said Gurmuk, “I’ll have to ring you back.”

Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.

“Kiddan, Mr. Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the
war.”

“I’m sorry to hear that,” said Bush. “Why the sudden change of heart,” may I
ask?.
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“Well,” said Gurmukh, “we’ve all had a long chat over a couple of lassi’s,
and decided there’s no way we can feed two million prisoner of war!”

bush!!!!!!!!!!!! sh!!!!!!!!!

If you are bush fan… sorry yaar