Urgent Requirement for Feb 14

TELL THIS TO ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS(only girls) INTERESTED

Please apply before or ON 14th Feb.

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Educational Qualification : Any. (B.tech will be a surely +++)

Designation : junior girl friend ( trainee )

Experience : FRESHER (experienced candidate strictly prohibited)

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Perks and incentives.

Total gross ( Monthly ) : 4 gifts worth 500/-

20 bike rides each duration 2 hours

monthly Special trips to WONDERLA/HUBLI and other places on your choice.

2 trips to Brindhavan Gardens

5 Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days

Candle light dinners on Saturday nights

Special incentives like pubs, restaurants, KFC and others depending on availability and performance

Daily Provision of Chicken Burger / Pizza worth of 75/-

4 movies ( IN INOX/PVR (corner seats only) ) per month on every weekend

Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to Demand

Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Provident Fund and Service taxes to be informed on joining

Special allowances and benefits for over time working

Appraisal strictly depends on the performance

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REFERRAL BONUS WILL BE GIVEN AS PER THE POLICY

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Pls note

Appraisal letter :TRULY AMAZING!!

Dear Manager (HR),

Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found

hard at work in his cubicle. Vivek works independently, without

wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never

thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

finishes given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended

measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vivek can be

classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be

dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vivek be

promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

sent away as soon as possible.

Signed - Project Leader

NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13)
for my true assessment of him.