The Corporate language!!

1.”We will do it” means” You will do it”

2.”You have done a great job” means” More work to be given
to you”

3.”We are working on it” means” We have not yet started
working on the same”

4.”Tomorrow first thing in the morning” means” Its not
getting done “At least not tomorrow!”.

5.”After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views”
means” I have already decided, I will tell you what to
do”

6.”There was a slight miscommunication” means” We had
actually lied”

7.”Lets call a meeting and discuss” means” I have no time
now, will talk later”

8.”We can always do it” means” We actually cannot do the same
on time”

9.”We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight
extension of the deadline” means “The project is
screwed up, we cannot
deliver on time.”

10.”We had slight differences of opinion “means” We had
actually fought”

11.”Make a list of the work that you do and let’s see how I
can help you” means” Anyway you have to find a way out
no help from me”

12.”You should have told me earlier” means” Well even if
you told me earlier that would have made hardly any
difference!”

13.”We need to find out the real reason” means” Well I will
tell you where your fault is”

14.”Well Family is important, your leave is always granted.
Just ensure that the work is not affected,”
means,” Well you know…”

15.”We are a team,” means,” I am not the only one to be
blamed”

16.”That’s actually a good question” means “I do not know
anything about it”

17.”All the Best” means” You are in trouble”

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