British Humor

A young Essex woman goes to the local council to register for child
benefits.

“How many children?” asks the council worker.

“Ten,” replies the Essex woman.

“Ten!”, says the council worker. “What are their names?”

“Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne,”
says the Essex woman.

“Doesn’t that get confusing?” asks the council worker.

“Naah,” says the Essex woman. “It’s great because if they are out playing
in the street I just have to shout, ‘WAAYNE, YER DINNER’S READY’ or ‘WAAYNE
GO TO BED NOW’ and they all do it.”

“What if you want to speak to individually?” asks the perturbed council
worker.

“That’s easy,” says the young woman, “I just use their surnames.”

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