New Kind of Medical Certificate::Hilarious

CHECK OUT NEW STYLE OF CUSTOM-MADE MEDICAL CERTIFICATE..DO GET URSELF ONE..ASAP..

Doctor Certified

Certified that Mr. /Miss _________________ , working in your

organization, is suffering from ‘time-bound’ illness. Due to this,

he/she will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a

week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe

health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements

will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8

hours.

It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news

such as ” Come over weekend..”, ” Let’s work on holiday..”, ” Leave

cannot be granted. .” etc. which can directly lead to heart strokes.

In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your

deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.

Sd/-

Dr. Impatient

Cyber Clinic

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