Dangers of hinting ( Requirement not captured properly ;) )
The wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband:
Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband…
‘Buy me a surprise for my birthday!’ she said.
‘Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!’
Happy and excited she was counting down the days to her birthday.
And on the day she finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought….
WEIGHING MACHINE
The poor guy is dead today, and his wife’s in jail for a brutal murder !
























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