Love leter of a mechanical engg…

Posted on January 23, 2007 by Suree

My perpetual darling

From the day u entered in the control volume of my
mind my heart has become a closed system and its
entropy is increasing
according to III’rd law of loveodynamics…….

The events and activities are so complex that i cannot
find the optimum
path after n nos. of iterations……

My heart is unable to sustain the cyclic load of ur
frequent smiles and
is near to endurance limit failure…..

I am quenched in ur thoughts and no heat treatment can
save my heart
from decrystalisation now……..

please do not test the bearing capacity of my heart
valves and lower
your yield strength………

please do not increase the compression ratio of my
heart so much bcoz
it is not designed to bear so much thermal stress…..

please lower the octane no of ur temper as my little
heart is not
accustomed to so much undesired Knocking…….

I am sure that u also would be experiencing some
residual stress, and
will someday show a proportionate straining of ur
heart according to
hooks law ………and as a Mechi i firmly belive in
this theory…..so i
will wait ……. till my little heart crosess its
ultimate tensile stress
and fractures

Your LoveStrain-Hardened lover