A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it

Love Letter
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A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his
classmate.
My Dearest Reshma , Please answer the following questionnaire.
For Options (a) 10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks.

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me
because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn’t control seeing me
(c) really … am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me
because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you
stopped singing
because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I’ll like your song

4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you
hide it
because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don’t know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you
and
you took only my friend’s
because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won’t feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don’t know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn’t get into your bus…
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn’t notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college
because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a
rose
on your head
because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at
6:00 AM
because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don’t delay in
expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and
it’s getting ready to bloom.
If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love
me or
not .

Eagerly awaiting your reply..

love,
Aakash

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Reply
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Reshma’s reply letter was also in Q/A format…….. Aakash,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the
class,
sees them.
(a) Yes
(b) No

2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes
(b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she
stop
singing or not?
(a) Yes
(b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You
poked your nose inside….. Right
(a) Yes
(b) No

5) I avoided holding your hand during trekking. Couldn’t you understand
yet?
(a) Yes
(b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a) Yes
(b) No

7) Shouldn’t I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes
(b) NO

You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana’s flower. Is
it
true ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That’s why I could see you in temple. I
come
daily to Temple. Do you know?
(a) Yes
(b) No

If you have answered “Yes” to any of the question, then I do not love
you.
If you have answered “No”, then you don’t know the meaning of Love.

laloo’s job search

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference :
“Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.”
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued…… “Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad —– Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet —– aap to miltay hee naheen ho
Our requirement —– humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance —– ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call —– phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained —– bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks —– aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. —- Tohar Bilva.

Know your Signature Style… What does it mean!!

SINGLE UNDERLINE BELOW THE SIGN!!
These persons are very confident and are good personalities. They are a little bit selfish but believe in “Happiness of human life”.

TWO DOTS BELOW THE SIGN !!
These persons are considered to be Romantic, can easily change their fiancées as if they change their clothes. They prefer beauty in other persons & they themselves try to look beautiful, they easily attract others.

SINGLE DOT BELOW THE SIGN !!
These persons are more inclined towards classical arts, simple & are very cool. If you loose faith with them, then these persons will never look back at you. Hence its always better to be careful with these people.

NO UNDERLINES OR DOTS BELOW THE SIGN !!
These persons enjoy their life in their own way, never pay attention to others views. These are considered to be good natured but are Selfish too.

RANDOM SIGN, NO SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN !!
These persons try to be very smart, hide each & every matter, never say anything in straight forward manner, never pay attention to the other person of what he is talking of.

RANDOM SIGN, SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME & SIGN !!
These persons are considered to be intelligent but never think. These people change their ideas & views as fast as the wind changes its direction of flow. They never think whether that particular thing is right or wrong. You can win them just by flattering them.

SIGN IN PRINTED LETTERS !!
These persons are very kind to us, have a good heart, selfless, are ready to sacrifice their life for the sake of their near & dear. But they seems to think a lot and may get angry very soon.

WRITING COMPLETE NAME AS THEIR SIGN !!
These persons are very kind hearted, can adjust themselves to any environment & to the person they are talking. These persons are very firm on their views & posses a lot of will power.

How does a Sardar copy Word Document?

U can not hold your laugh………………………

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the
Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,
INDIA, they decided to forward it to the President of India as a joke.

The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send
the little boy Rs.20. The President thought this would appear to be a
lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid. The
little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you
note to God, which read:

“Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan
in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes ….”

Love leter of a mechanical engg…

My perpetual darling

From the day u entered in the control volume of my
mind my heart has become a closed system and its
entropy is increasing
according to III’rd law of loveodynamics…….

The events and activities are so complex that i cannot
find the optimum
path after n nos. of iterations……

My heart is unable to sustain the cyclic load of ur
frequent smiles and
is near to endurance limit failure…..

I am quenched in ur thoughts and no heat treatment can
save my heart
from decrystalisation now……..

please do not test the bearing capacity of my heart
valves and lower
your yield strength………

please do not increase the compression ratio of my
heart so much bcoz
it is not designed to bear so much thermal stress…..

please lower the octane no of ur temper as my little
heart is not
accustomed to so much undesired Knocking…….

I am sure that u also would be experiencing some
residual stress, and
will someday show a proportionate straining of ur
heart according to
hooks law ………and as a Mechi i firmly belive in
this theory…..so i
will wait ……. till my little heart crosess its
ultimate tensile stress
and fractures

Your LoveStrain-Hardened lover

Sardar’s Last Painting

Sardar’s Attack

America’s Apology Letter to Chienese

this one is really hilarious…

In Year 1981

1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died

In Year 2005

1. Prince Charles got married (again)
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe(again)
3. Australia lost the Ashes (again)
4. Pope Died (again)

Moral of the story –

In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry… please warn the Pope !

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